Welcome to Freedom Now’s One Year Anniversary celebration. This long anticipated event has generated a firestorm of excitement from the community. Republicans were so enthusiastic that they forgot to vote and the Democrats were swept into power.
To commemorate this historic event I decided against hosting a grand exhibition with the President as the keynote speaker or a concert with performers like U2 and The White Stripes. Instead I will post a “Greatest Hits” with 10 of the best pictures from over the last year.
You can click on the dates to view the original article. Enjoy the show and please turn off your cell phones during the performance...
November 17, 2005
“Soundtrack for a New Generation”
My first Photoshop picture for Freedom Now! If I was smart it should have been the last. Thanks to this blog I can’t count how many work nights that I stayed up until the wee hours of the morning and suffered for it the next day.
December 03, 2005
“Congressman John Murtha surrenders to Baghdad Bob as US troops are routed by Iraqi insurgents.”
The insurgents have achieved nothing in Iraq, but the Democrats have led the battle to retreat before the Iraqi government can take complete control of the country. Al Qaeda is grateful.
Cindy Sheehan held a press conference for a new book at the Providence Health Center. She was hospitalized for a severe case of writer’s cramp after an overwhelming book signing. Her recovery was astounding!
January 07, 2006
“My Enemy’s Propaganda”
This prediction was made early in the season, but the Atlanta Hawks went on to finish up with the NBA’s 4th worst record. They won 26 games and lost 56 for a miserable .317 percentage. Al Qaeda claimed a victory because they did not finish in last place.
March 23, 2006
“War of Words Escalates”
Al Qaeda’s efforts to cultivate the support of the Gay and Lesbian Community was a complete failure. In March of 2006 the organization hired an openly homosexual terrorist to handle their public relations. The new spokesperson, Abu Al-Shieki, was later captured by coalition forces after attempting to shoplift a Louis Vuitton handbag from a Baghdad shopping mall.
Please note that the Al Qaeda flag is actually black but Al-Shieki want to add a dash of color for the Queer Eye Effect. Al Qaeda was not pleased because green is the color of their hated enemies, the Shia. It was the first of many P.R. disasters for the terrorist group.
April 12, 2006
“Bush Defends Tenth Planet Claims”
If you want to understand how the Anti-Bush movement operates just read this post.
Read about the Caped Communist’s latest exploits at the Yankees Go Home! blog
June 29, 2006
“Iraqi Insurgents More Generous Than Democrats”
A group of insurgent factions in Iraq offered a cessation of hostilities if the US was to withdraw from Iraq within two years. Here in the States Democratic Congressman Murtha demanded an immediate withdrawal, while other Democrats proposed a withdrawal within one year. These lunatics are now in charge of Congress. Yippeeee!!! Troop withdrawals from Alaska are expected within a year.
August 08, 2006
“Peace in the Middle East”
I believe peace between the Israelis and Palestinians is only possible if the Peace Movement was to actually become a Peace Movement. Sometimes they do attempt to distance themselves from Islamists at protests, but Arafat was secure in his ability to count on Western support for his Intifada.
October 13, 2006
“And Now for a Commercial Break”
Kim Jong-il, Chairman of the NDC of North Korea, would like to take this opportunity to say;
I am a proud card-carrying member of the
To commemorate this historic event I decided against hosting a grand exhibition with the President as the keynote speaker or a concert with performers like U2 and The White Stripes. Instead I will post a “Greatest Hits” with 10 of the best pictures from over the last year.
You can click on the dates to view the original article. Enjoy the show and please turn off your cell phones during the performance...
November 17, 2005
“Soundtrack for a New Generation”
My first Photoshop picture for Freedom Now! If I was smart it should have been the last. Thanks to this blog I can’t count how many work nights that I stayed up until the wee hours of the morning and suffered for it the next day.
December 03, 2005
“Congressman John Murtha surrenders to Baghdad Bob as US troops are routed by Iraqi insurgents.”
The insurgents have achieved nothing in Iraq, but the Democrats have led the battle to retreat before the Iraqi government can take complete control of the country. Al Qaeda is grateful.
December 04, 2005
“Cindy Sheehan Released From Hospital”
“Cindy Sheehan Released From Hospital”
Cindy Sheehan held a press conference for a new book at the Providence Health Center. She was hospitalized for a severe case of writer’s cramp after an overwhelming book signing. Her recovery was astounding!
January 07, 2006
“My Enemy’s Propaganda”
This prediction was made early in the season, but the Atlanta Hawks went on to finish up with the NBA’s 4th worst record. They won 26 games and lost 56 for a miserable .317 percentage. Al Qaeda claimed a victory because they did not finish in last place.
March 23, 2006
“War of Words Escalates”
Al Qaeda’s efforts to cultivate the support of the Gay and Lesbian Community was a complete failure. In March of 2006 the organization hired an openly homosexual terrorist to handle their public relations. The new spokesperson, Abu Al-Shieki, was later captured by coalition forces after attempting to shoplift a Louis Vuitton handbag from a Baghdad shopping mall.
Please note that the Al Qaeda flag is actually black but Al-Shieki want to add a dash of color for the Queer Eye Effect. Al Qaeda was not pleased because green is the color of their hated enemies, the Shia. It was the first of many P.R. disasters for the terrorist group.
April 12, 2006
“Bush Defends Tenth Planet Claims”
If you want to understand how the Anti-Bush movement operates just read this post.
May 16, 2006
“Defender of the Fifth Republic”
“Defender of the Fifth Republic”
Read about the Caped Communist’s latest exploits at the Yankees Go Home! blog
June 29, 2006
“Iraqi Insurgents More Generous Than Democrats”
A group of insurgent factions in Iraq offered a cessation of hostilities if the US was to withdraw from Iraq within two years. Here in the States Democratic Congressman Murtha demanded an immediate withdrawal, while other Democrats proposed a withdrawal within one year. These lunatics are now in charge of Congress. Yippeeee!!! Troop withdrawals from Alaska are expected within a year.
August 08, 2006
“Peace in the Middle East”
I believe peace between the Israelis and Palestinians is only possible if the Peace Movement was to actually become a Peace Movement. Sometimes they do attempt to distance themselves from Islamists at protests, but Arafat was secure in his ability to count on Western support for his Intifada.
October 13, 2006
“And Now for a Commercial Break”
Kim Jong-il, Chairman of the NDC of North Korea, would like to take this opportunity to say;
I am a proud card-carrying member of the
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93 comments:
i cannot believe it's been a year - and what a year it's been. it's only fitting i should be the first to congratulate you, my friend fern.
p.s. i love you more than two-ply toilet paper~!
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
These comments have been dominated by the Nanc Show almost since day one.
You have proven to be an outstanding Blog Librarian and Commentator so you have just as much to celebrate as me.
Thanks Nanc
Let the festivities begin...
Hey, it's my daughter's 16th birthday, I can't divide myself like this! Now I've got a headache, choices, choices, choices, too many...
Congrats, Fern, you've survived the Beaker Brigades for 1 year, you're tough stuff!
tmw
fern? rumsfeld has resigned - check out drudge.
Dont worry TMW.
For my first birthday I only require cheap presents like bibs, pacifiers, baby bottles, Legos, rattles, teddy bears and all the items that fit my level of maturity.
This is so exciting! I cant wait to start preschool!!!!!
Nanc,
Rumsfeld did a great job. In light of the Dems victory it will help politically to change things around.
The good that comes out of something like this is that those who support the Iraqi reconstruction are now forced to change strategy.
Our military strategy is sound. What we need to do is figure out how to control the flow of information.
The Democrats and Islamists have dominated the media. We need to figure out how to get across the stories of our troops in Iraq who are working hard to help Iraq restore its infrastructure.
That is a sound strategy for success...
Congratulations on the anniversary. Too bad the day couldn't have gone better.
I didn't realize all those photos were of your making.
Some of them are classics.
Well lifes a bitch!!!!!!!
It was good timing so that I have something to celebrate.
Thanks for the good wishes.
FN,
Happy blogoversary! And I LOVE the artwork you used to commemorate this auspicious date. ;)
Booyah!
Happy blogoversary!
FN, I hadn't realized how much I had missed over here. These pics are priceless. I'm still picking myself up off the floor. Way to go..Congrats..here's to many more.
Where is the roadkill and cheap booze.
The Boy George Jihadi Homicide Bomber division is forming a chapter in Tredington UK. "Allah Ahkbar Boitch" said the spokesman who was wearing a stylish shopping bag over his head. Why someone who is so concerned with homophobia would be an appologist for the most homicidal homophobes on the planet remains a mystery. However when one is so far to the left that one has fallen off the map, common sense does not apply.
i wasn't going to tell everyone that it was you who started the whole photo-shopping thing...
Congratulations!
That Kim Il Jong pic cracks me up, I keep hearing him sing "I'm sro ronere".
o.t. - because, hey, that's what i do - send rumsfeld a thank you:
http://www.capwiz.com/politicsol/mail/?agencyindid=112&type=AN
rooks rike my warren's a ritter bit ronery!
Hi everybody, thanks for dropping by the party.
I liked everyone's comments except for Kuhnkat's. He just doesnt grovel enough.
Make sure you all designate a driver or call a taxi before you leave... and take your feet off my table, thats real plywood you know!
Fern- You really did a great job with the pics. They are well worth the effort!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
fern works for rooter's so he can make any picture any way he pleases!
mornin' fern!
but dancing on tables is so much...well, have a look for yourself:
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/virginievanderdonckt/2004/10/14/picture_073.jpg?maxWidth=600
and a little bit:
http://www.jlunardi.com/china/images/afunti_restaurant_dancing_on_tables.jpg
and then of course, this would be me, if it were me:
http://www.cherrycapri.com/photos_2006blondebomb/dancing.JPG
Those rotten paparazzis are always crashin' my parties. Won't they ever give me a moments peace?
To be honest, I think the party got a little out of hand.
Those liberal party crashers were the worst:
http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/zombies.jpg
http://www.spacecactus.com/Photo_Gallery/wild%20party2.jpg
All in all, we had a good time:
http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/693/693544/rampage-total-destruction-20060303051915486.jpg
you and gert-RUDE still going at it at greg's? how many weeks has it been?
Happy Blogaversary!
Kind of tough to get in the mood for celebrating a few days after the funeral that was Black Tuesday, but heck!
Mikes America, now theres an avatar I havent seen in a while. Its good to see your smilin' face.
Celebrations are always in order. At my funeral I demand that a band rocks out and strippers entertain the "mourners". A full bar will have to be set up next to my viewing coffin as a convenience to my guests. Any speakers would be required to have a blood alcohol content twice the legal level for a DUI. This will be strictly enforced!!!!!!!!
okay.
It looks like Nanc is anxious to party and I say, "over my dead body!!!"...
hehehe!!!
i had quite a rant today...
you are sure waxing philosophical lately...is there something you're going to announce to the world?
that was a touching story you told at longrange. now, enough nicenanc - what the hell does a double mohawk look like?!? and why would anybody want two?!?
I've been working super overtime lately and maybe I just get in the story telling kinda mood because I dont have an outlet for my pretentious ranting.
The double mohawk question will be answered in your blog...
and i responded in kind. you bad boy!
WORKING OVERTIME?
does that mean i get an extra chunk of coal in my stocking this year?
yoo-hoo, fern? check this out:
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2006/11/keith_ellison_s.html#comments
look who got the tip - but it wasn't mine to get! i hattipped aow when i mentioned it.
p.s. i was just trying to be a good blog librarian...
Black Tuesday has come and gone. The sun still shines.
Nancy Pelosi as Speak of the House will make 2008 a lot more successful.
I cant imagine any sane person even voting for that woman. She will definitely do more harm than good for the Democratic Party.
They have toned down their self-hating anti-Americanism these days, but that wont last.
Nanc, thanks for the link. That is so typical of the press. "Muslims good, Christians bad"...
put the neighbor's dog AND the clippers DOWN right this instant!
FJ- I love it! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Need some help?
tmw
Or we can send Fern over to give them a double mohawk!
hehehe...
In the 2000 Presidential election more Gore ballots were disqualified than Bush ballots because they were incorrectly filled out.
The ballots weren’t rigged to favor any candidate. It’s just that some voters voided their ballots by voting twice for their candidate, the majority were Democrats.
They simply punched Gore’s name and then they also filled in Gore in the write-in field. Republicans could have done the same to Bush, but they didn’t (at least in equal numbers).
Yet popular opinion labels southern republicans as ignorant imbeciles, while democrats are enlightened saviors.
This is just another popular misconception that should be laid to rest, but leftwing propaganda machine marches on.
ah realla doughn't know what chur tawkin' about, mistah fun!
*:}
Hey Mate....where y'all been. I miss yur posts. Is everthin OK with ya? Drop an E-mail to the Cookie at thecookshack@aol.com so I know all is well....
Ahhhhh the Cookie is back!!!!!
Your avatar is getting very timely.
I have been unusually busy lately and I dont have time to blog. I will email you right away.
there is no excuse for not visiting friends!
now, i've put up a post especially for men:
http://longrange.blogspot.com/2006/
11/oh-boo-moment-
146233.html#comments
wouldn't want you to miss it.
Thanks Nanc
no, thank you my well-rested, vegetarian friend.
mornin' fern!
just wanted to let you know that I appreciate your comments.
Your posts show a better understanding on many issues that I have.
So Nanc my reputation precedes me!!!! ;-)
Thanks AC. Its a pleasure to comment on your site. However, its easy to appear to be knowledgeable when a leftwing troll spews one-sided propaganda completely out of context. I am amazed by how ignorant such self-professed "educated" people can be.
Trolls seem to gravitate towards sites with America or Yankee in their name.
did you have your tofurky for thanksgiving? if so, please do an article on it for leftovers...
i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Actually, I am not really a vegetarian, I still eat fish.
So I had the traditional fare like stuffing, mashed potatoes, etc... but my main course was salmon with a white wine-based sauce on a bed of veggies (to soak up that salmon goodness).
Sorry to disappoint, but thats the only thing that I am good at...
i have a great halibut recipe, but it's fattening and should only be eaten about twice a year and only if you have friends in alaska who bring it back on dry ice...goes well with octopus...oh how i miss halibut - i could live on it.
we came from salmon country in california and i do NOT like salmon in any way, shape or form - with native rights, i could have all the salmon i want, but cannot tolerate the fishy taste. i do like trout, however.
soooooooooo, you had a good one, eh?
do you eat shellfish? raw oysters? clams?
p.s. you NEVER disappoint me. you are now and always will be one of my favorite people in the www!
Freedomnow: happy anniversary! My apologies for not having visited but this is the first blog I have visited(besides my own)in over a month and that was only regarding the sentiment shown the blogosphere over that I will not be returning to Israel.
Now 2 things: Dec 3rd, '06 is a day that will live in my memory simply because of your photoshop abilities and Atlanta has gotten off to a good start this season. Are you thinking of having the Ayatollah come up with another team or do you think the Hawk's chances to win it all this year are next to none anyhow?
Greg,
If you get the scoop on Al Qaeda's NBA pick this season let me know. They have been a bit mum this year since their spokesperson, Al-Shieki, was arrested!!!!
Nanc,
See, I live to dissappoint!!!! I dont like shellfish too much... including your suggestions, raw oysters and clams. Sighhhhh....
P.S. you are number one with me, superstar!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving..I know I enjoyed taking some time off.
good, more for me!
Hey AC!!!!
Its like time off for good behavior. I fail to see the difference between work and prison. Maybe Ted Kennedy can help me out with some advice and pull some strings to have my life sentence reduced or dismissed.
I'm not exactly sure what Nanc is up to, but whatever it is it sounds like trouble. Is she trying to take some time off?
I hope you had Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Freedomnow: I'm guessing the Quadis are going with Memphis to not only win it all but do so going undefeated this merry NBA season.
Hope you continue tearing terrorists and the like to pieces in upcoming years cause so far it's been a blast...trully!
i've been taking most mondays off lately - we're down to 30 or so employees so my work is short - once we go higher than 35, i'll be working more. until i get hyperfast and then i'll be working less...
i never TRY to take time off - i just take it off in hopes my husband will fire me!
I dont know Greg, Memphis is 3 for 3 at home and that is almost competitive.
Al Qaeda prefers a clear-cut hopeless case like Charlotte. A team that is miserable both at home and on the road.
The thrill is to take a hopeless cause and make the liberals think that they are winning.
Terrorism doesnt work for real winners. If liberals were truthful then they would say that when one side uses terrorism nobody wins. They try to say the same thing about war, but look at WWII. Look at the Vietnam war. There were real winners in those conflicts. Some like Russia and North Vietnam actually started those wars!!!!!!!!!
There is soooo much BS rhetoric and not enough time to refute it all...
Nanc take it easy. I'm getting tired after reading how bad you have it.
Freedomnow: I feel most liberals have certainly got things a little confused(understatement?) though plenty of them are decent human beings. There are so many liberals that they fall into different categories. Whereas one may favor gay marriage, be pro-life and anti-war, another may support terrorist groups like the Islamic Jihad. So, I think it's not wise to generalize when speaking of liberals.
But, once again, I agree with what you said. I was just trying to clarify.
Yeah...I think one my personal favorites, Mr. Abbu(did somebody just sneeze!?) Mazen would definitely have to go with Charlotte.
Sure, but I dont know any "liberal" (in the American sense) that doesnt take an "anti-war" stance towards American foreign policy.
As you noted, many take a pro-war stance towards terrorist "resistance" movements, but they hem and haw on this point. Often they claim that they dont support the terrorists, we should only "understand them".
Give me a Neo-Con Christian any day. I may not like religion, but at least I know where they stand.
What? No waffles?
Hope you had a good Thanksgiving, salmon sounded good! Want to share the recipe for a recipe Tuesday? I had another down home stuffer this last time! Even MadZ regretted being kosher! LOL!
Take care!
tmw
Often they claim that they dont support the terrorists, we should only "understand them".
That sounds like Rosie..who describes terrorist as "mothers and fathers".
I hope her parenting skills are better.
Teaching your children how to manufacture C4 and make timers..or just pressing a button and becoming a "martyr" isn't really being a good parent.
Yeah, Freedomnow and American crusader: you guys have got it right. FN: I,too, would take a Neo-Con Christian over a Liberal any day when it comes to politics.
p.s. I've changed back my logo. Nothing against Nanc, just wanted to freshen things up a little;)
fern?
when you have some extra time i need your help on something i'm working on. let me know.
greg? nice avatar - i as a christian have the greatest appreciation for the menorrah. it has great signifigance for me and so many other followers of Yeshua (he being the servant (middle) candle). i just hope you, also, know how important an endeavor you've undertaken choosing this particular avatar.
AC,
Thats good parenting advice. Rosie could use some of that.
There are a number of videos out there with scenes of mothers praising their martyred sons and declaring that they would be happy to martyr all of their children.
Greg,
You should be proud of your Jewishness. Many feel that is something to be ashamed of.
Nanc,
I will email you...
and i have e-mailed you back...
Greg-Can you live up to what it means?
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
Congrats FN! Quite an accomplishment considering I had mine for about 4 months before quiting and then returning. LOL.
farmer? i'm trying to remember...i'll have to go back in the archives, but i seem to remember volleying with fern...oh, here awhile back...remember your suthun'!
flo? fern is pure brilliance!
i'm excited as a skunk in a henhouse! wooooooooooeeeeeeeeee!
thank you, fern. *:}
come on, elvira - it's a new playground - that's all!
p.s. - even frankenstein had his day.
Yup FJ, this is a thrilling occasion, the one month anniversary.
Its definitely a record for me.
Now look what you made me do....
Well now we know why you neglected your blog, you hadn't abandoned it, just off getting ready for theGrand Premiere of "Fer'n Revenge; It's Curtains For You!".
Nice decor!
tmw
Oooops! Fern's Revenge, sorry Fern, didn't mean to misspell the Headliner!
tmw
this was a ploy i tell you! i need to go see elbro about hiring his attorney!
besides it would conflict of interest...he's still representing me...the storm door? remember???
i've figured out my next new blog name:
"FERN, YOU'RE TOAST!"
What in the name of mercy are they talking about?
You've been gone too long! And the inmates have acquired control of the asylum, of course you're the head inmate, it's all your fault...
Good afternoon, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
AHA! i am the FIRST and HUNDREDTH commenter on your anniversary blog! yeeeeeeeehaw! take that, elbro!
Rats!!!!
I wanted the 100th comment.
Well at least I got the prestigious 101st comment!!!!!!!!!!!
...If I help Iben start her own blog the CIA will start monitoring my library account to see what books I am checking out. The thought of that makes me shiver with fear.
No I cant do it...
I am more afraid of what my government may do to me than what you can do.
After all, my government might put me in a room and turn up the air conditioning!
Or play really loud music!!!!!!!
All you could do is torture and behead me. So as you can see, you cant possibly compete with the ruthlessness of the US government...
guess what?
nanc: thanks. I will put the avatar to good use;)
Freedomnow: Yessir(not Yasser--G-d forbid). I do realize there are plenty of Jews who hate the fact they were born Jewish and are willing to use all means in order to somehow "offset" their Jewishness. Good thing I'm not one of those.
OK Nanc...
WHAT??????!!!!!!!!!!@@@@######
nevermind if you're going to be snooty about it.
not my fault you've been off on your annual binge...
Yes, my dear.
How may I address you, your royal highness?
I live only to serve you...
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