Friday, October 13, 2006

And Now for a Commercial Break





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78 comments:

nanc said...

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!

The Merry Widow said...

heheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tmw

Anonymous said...

It looks like Kim stole Elton John's glasses.

Freedomnow said...

Heyyyyy....

Lets try to keep it civil. Those are expensive designer glasses.

The leader of such a preposterous country is rolling in the kind of wealth that you can only dream of.

I kid you not, the motto of the country is "Prosperous and Great Country".

Take that you Capitalist Swine!!!!

Freedomnow said...

Oh congrats Beak. You got rid of that empty avatar box.

Now your avatar looks like mine, while Nanc and EB have hijacked my other one.

(Note: an avatar is the photo that can be added to a blogger's profile.)

nanc said...

i can't find mine.

Freedomnow said...

You left your glasses in the car, go check

(do you have the same ophthalmologist as Kim Jong-il? those are prescription puppet glasses.)

Anonymous said...

Freedomnow

John Brown is lurking around again
and may show up here. 87 posts of spam , but Commies aren't obsessive.

Look for a private mail

nanc said...

no, i get my glasses at the dollar store - that way i can affordedly leave a pair wherever i land.

kuhnkat said...

beakerkin,

JB isn't a Commie, just a nut case in need of a little soothing electro shock therapy in a gulag somewhere really COLD!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Maybe lil Kim will help him out and give him a pair of glasses to remember the good times afterwards!!

The Merry Widow said...

Oh, KuhnKat, that was baddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

Anonymous said...

Freedom Now

280 posts of spam from John Brown.
Beta makes this easy to remove, but there are larger questions. What is it about the left that they have lost their mind.

Our hysterical crybaby had been spamming me under the alias Beakerpoop for months. He mentions you and calls Jeff Bargholz a Nazi.
He reffers to Beamish's blog as the wank files. However, don't call him an anti-semite or he will call you a Jew-bitch.

The left has become unhinged and divorced from reality.

The Moody Minstrel said...

I love it!!!! (The advert, I mean...)

You know, I really hate the way leftists like the one you're talking about make it hard for left-leaning centrists like myself, who at least make an effort to understand and accept reality, by making us all look guilty by association.

As someone who has been accused of being a communist by rightists (and, ironically, a fascist and even a Bush lackey by leftists), I can honestly say that vacuous liberals and radical(ly warped) leftists do not represent everything left-of-center just as skinheads and radical evangelists do not represent everything right-of-center.

I just thought I'd get that off my chest. Alright...carry on.

Anonymous said...

Moody

Nobody with a pulse could mistake you for that idiot. He has been spaming me for a while as beakerpoop. He also has an obsession with my equipment that is sick.

A person who has an entire blog dedicated to bashing Israel 24/7
is an anti-semite. Even his good friend Greg readilly though that an annonymous post linking the Talmud to Mein Kamf was Gert.

His display of antisemitism below is transparent. Not that anyone paying attention to him was unaware previously.

You have never displayed anything near the very low class behavior Gert does on a regular basis.

Freedomnow said...

Moody, welcome to the Neo-Con Conspiracy Heaquarters!!!!!!!

I hope you enjoyed your complimentary conspiracy and will fill out our customer satisfaction survey in order to help us serve you in the future.

The Merry Widow said...

Another satisfied customer served!

tmw

Russet Shadows said...

Hey FN, just an off-topic note. When I read your blog in my RSS reader, it looks like you republish the last 25 entries every other day. Kinda weird.

Freedomnow said...

I'm not sure how RSS readers work, but I think the report you sited results from my frequent publishing by clicking on the "Republish Entire Blog" button.

Obviously it should republish the entire blog, maybe there is a setting that I need to update.

nanc said...

let me know when you figure it out so i can be a computer geek also.

nanc said...

we watched "team america" last night - fast forwarded through all the bad words and sex scene and the three and one-half minutes weren't all that bad!

i'm so ronery...

Freedomnow said...

Kim Jong-il loves musicals in real life and produced one just for Madeleine Albright when she came bearing gifts.

Isnt that sweet?

nanc said...

yeah, he's a regular peach of a guy!

Farmer John said...

I hear he's come up with a new method for enriching uranium. He just puts the ore in a pot with some cabbage, some miscellaneous vegies and spices, buries the pot, and then waits for 10 years, or until it stops reaking.

Greg said...

Freedomnow: nice work with the Photoshop enhancement, but I'm afraid it's next to impossible making lil' Kim(borrowed verbatum from a kuknkat comment)look any worse than he does in real life(though I don't believe that was what you were trying to accomplish anyway:)

I always enjoy your posts. Sorry about the absence. I'll keep in touch while in Chicago...oh and the Sox will win the World Series(a year from now).

Greg said...

how could anyone confuse Moody for Commie Greg or anti-Semite Gert??? I just don't get it!

...sorry, had to do that, FN.

Freedomnow said...

Oh.... are they gonna cancel the World Series this year?

Hmmm...reminds me of the old days cheering for the Mets in the late 70s and early 80s. What an excersize in futility.

Its true that Moody is not a typically thoughtless liberal troll like many others. No one can mistake him for a partisan Leftist like Gert or a Zionist like you (although everyone here will argue that you are not a Zionist).

I suspect you will hear about that shortly...

Greg said...

Freedomnow: If Ozzie could have his way, they would...oh believe me, they would! Coincidently, I have the feeling that if Uribe had his way, he's just shoot his way into Bud Selig's office, kidnap the poor fellar, and restart the playoffs with the White Sox having once again won the AL Central. But since these two goody goodies won't do it, I might just have to interven(told you I'm coming to Chi-town soon and it's not for nothing:)

And yeah, Greg isn't a Zionist. I mean, how could he be? After all, he just made aliya so he could skip the army, get a free education, etc...Now MZ and I, on the other hand, work for a living, support a family and so on. We don't plan on ever coming to Israel, though. In fact, we hardly ever visit. But Greg is the enemy. We must destroy Greg...destroy Greg...destroy Greg...

on-my-mind said...

Excellent pic of the commie with hair........

Anonymous said...

Freedomnow

Greg has never been called a Communist by me or by anyone else that I am familiar with. He does provide cover for a blatant anti-semite whose pathological obsessions with Jews is obvious. Were I or anyone else to repeat his comments with Black in front of them we would be correctly denouced as racists.

Gert has been writing under the alias of Beakerpoop. The writting is definately his style and he has some odd obsessions with private parts.

The continued defense of blatant left wing anti-semitism is rather comedic. The raw display of antisemitism by Gert is blatant. Blaming his comments on me or anyone else is denial. Greg lives in a fantasy world where all anti-semites goose step and wear Nazi emblems. Sorry there Greg, but life is more complicated than a Mel
Brooks movie.

Greg said...

beakerkin: I don't want to relive this argument. You told me you didn't want to have anything to do with me and I respect that completely. Thus, I have not posted on the subject of our feud, and don't intend to even if things were to get worse. I can but hope you will at least not mention me in FreedomNow's comment section. It's up to you, of course, and, I suppose you will do whatever makes you happy.

nanc said...

don't act so ungrateful, greg - you allow beak's name to be thrown around at your blog! do i sense a strain of hypocrisy there?

mornin' fern!

The Merry Widow said...

Fern- Got my blog up! It's even open to comments!
See you there!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!


tmw

Anonymous said...

Greg

Your comments above were clearly aimed at me. This is fine and I can stand up for myself quite fine.

This little game that you play has ceased to be ammusing. Your continued defense of the undefensable reveals you to be a hypocrite. It is easy to feign outrage at MZ or myself to score brown-nose points with the left. Your Mel Brooks notion of anti-semitism is quite outdated.

Are you going to sing the Inquisition song with your good friend. How about some of the songs from the Producers?

Freedomnow said...

Greg,

You were asking for it so you shouldnt complain when you get it.

I didnt say anything at the time, but..."Commie Greg"? Where did that come from?

Freedomnow said...

My, my... TMW has a blog!!!

Lets party at her place:

http://the-merry-widow.blogspot.com/

Greg said...

nanc: I don't get what the big deal is with beakerkin's name. I haven't comitted any crimes, nor am I wanted by the police of any sovereign nation. I have no problem posting my name anywhere. beaker claims to be some kind of police officer so he says his name should be kept confidential. I think that's a bunch of baloney. The guy isn't smart enough to be a parking attendant. He's got the intelligence of a goat--if that.

Oh, and nanc, you seem to think beakerkin didn't do anything to deserve exactly what he got. You're dead wrong. Besides, he's posted my name on his blog. Do I sense a bit of hypocrisy on your part???

Freedomnow: yeah I know and I'm enjoying this very much.Thanks!

Greg said...

Oh and "Commie-Greg" seems to what one-beaker has long wanted to dub me. I'd also be glad if he "shipped" me off to Gitmo. I'm asking for it beak. I'll be in Chicago by tomorrow. Come an' get me:)

Anonymous said...

Greg get a grip you aren't intelligent enough to be a Communist. The best you can aspire to is to be a usefull idiot, you are excelling in that role.

The only thing you could do at Gitmo is provide comic relief for the Jihadis or hapless Cubans who would have to listen to your routine.

Now run along and play a nice Quisling for your master. If you are a good boy he might read the Holocaust Industry to you before he tucks you in.

Greg said...

hahahaha!!! I like that! but hold on just one second. You're saying I'm the comedian here? I always said you were a funny fellar and I still do. That's the only thing you've got going for you, buddy!

Anonymous said...

Greg

Give it up, most people know the difference between an idiot and a Marxist anti-semite. Nobody has alleged you were anything other than a moron. You have gone out of your way to prove us right.

Start practicing for the next Mel Brooks musical. While you are in Chicago ask your folks about traditional Communist anti-semitism.

The Merry Widow said...

Fern- Have you seen Farmer John? I think he's having a flashback or something(emphasis on the something)! He is really running barefoot through the blogosphere with 2 horses! A danger to himself and others, claims Nanc stole his identity!
OY!

tmw

Freedomnow said...

Well Nanc stole my heart so I can understand why he would say that...

;-)

nanc said...

i am not a thief!

take it back, oedipus!

everything i have was given willingly to me. or i purchased it with a fair price.

The Merry Widow said...

Hey! I thought I had stolen your heart, with a load of birdshot!

tmw

Greg said...

bekearkin: I'll make sure to ask my folks all about that subject. Not they haven't told me about a million and a few times already, but sure, whatever you say, buddy!

Greg said...
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Greg said...

that comment somehow reproduced itself. I had to "take it out" with my un-Zionist Uzi.

nanc said...

put your hands on your head, tmw - back up slowly - put the fern down and no one gets hurt...

nanc said...

ummm - put the fern DOWN BEFORE you put your hands on your head!

The Merry Widow said...

Neener-neener, you can't catch me!
You can't make me!

tmw

Freedomnow said...

TMW said, "Hey! I thought I had stolen your heart, with a load of birdshot!"

Thats my kinda woman! She doesnt rely on Cupid's wimpy arrow, she can count on real firepower.

With her 12-gauge, love never misses its mark!!!!!!

nanc said...

old chick magnet.

The Merry Widow said...

When you aren't pretty you rely on being an excellent cook, terrific person and a load of birdshot!
A pot of sensational smelling something, my chicken and dumplings aren't wimpy either. Nor my taco soup, beef stroganoff, lamb stew, roast whatever...wine is the key!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

Always On Watch said...

It's difficult to take Kim Jong-il seriously--except that he seems determined to make NK a nuclear power.

I heard somewhere that he claims to have been the director of Gone with the Wind. Puts me in mind of Arsenic and Old Lace, with the one demented fellow charging up the steps as he believes that he's Teddy Roosevelt taking San Juan Hill.

nanc said...

i'm a ritter ronery.

Greg said...

you guys are a jolly bunch and though I know you don't like me too much, I must say, I enjoy your humor.

having a good time here in Chi-town, me.

nanc said...

must be very chirry there, eh greg?

fern?

Anonymous said...

Nanc

Greg is probably looking for Neonazis in Skokie. He seems to think they are the only type of anti-semite.

Greg is stocking up on Mel Brooks CDs before he returns. I wonder if there is a lego Gulag for a certain friend.

Freedomnow said...

Why is eweryone so F'n stupid?

Why awent more peeple mawr interrigent like me?

Its kinda sillry, but not rearlly.

...I'm sooo ronery...

nanc said...

i'm a ritter bit ronery!

Greg said...

beakerkin and Nanc to the rescue!!! I mean I was getting disappointed with you people...No Greg-insults=no fun.

Iben Habin PMS said...

Dat nanc - she's a pesky one! Ooooh and da Beak - don't get Iben started...Dat be one jew Iben not messing wid!

Iben a ritter bit ronery.

nanc said...

greg? fern doesn't need rescuing by anybody - he stands firmly planted and can whup yours or gert's hiney any day of the week - i believe he's proven that.

you see, truth is - a lie must be rehearsed.

Greg said...

gotcha...but why would "fern" need to whup my royal behind? I mean, I've never insulted him in any way. But hey, I guess if I offended your man beaker, it means war and hey...bring it:)~

Freedomnow said...

Boys will be Boys...

...but Nanc is a gurl and she plays by a different set of rules.

Careful what you wish for...

The Merry Widow said...

And just in case...I'm lurking! I back up my friends, even if they don't particularily need my assist!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

nanc said...

ROYAL behind!

nanc said...

oh yeah, fern:

HAPPY U.N. BALOGNA DAY!

almost forgot what i came over for - eeek...

Freedomnow said...

Ahhh...yes Happy League of Nations Day!!!!!!!

Cheers!!!!!

Greg said...

most def, a ROYAL behind:)

Nanc: You have a great sense of humor but when I try being funny it's just not funny(not to you at least). Is it because I've offended your McCarthy wanna-be cyber-friend?

Freedomnow said...

McCarthy was a fool. However, Beak is correct that Communists and the hardcore Left are a huge influence on Liberals in the US.

The Anti-War movement is led by Communists like ANSWER, the Revolutionary Communist Party and Code Pink. The anti-Israeli protest movement is also heavily supported by these groups and they march side-by-side with Islamists who want to exterminate the Jews “From the River to the Sea”.

McCarthy made a laughing stock out of anyone who now dares to publicly denounce Communism in the Western world. He was correct that the film industry was full of Communist sympathizers, however, the government has no right to persecute its citizens for their beliefs. Since McCarthy’s foolishness, American Communists have virtually been given a blank check by the media. Today they openly support the “Resistance” in Iraq and Afghanistan. As long as they don’t break the law or harm anyone it is not a legal problem, however, I still have a right to criticize them. Many people find themselves to be afraid to speak out against American Communists because of McCarthy’s ghost. This is bullshit. McCarthy was an idiot, but so are hardcore Communists. Have you read John Brown’s blog? He is a shining example of an American Communist.

http://savagejustice.blogspot.com/

In the fifties Communists had completely infiltrated American and British intelligence agencies and had stolen vital data that helped them build the bomb. They literally took their orders from Moscow. Today they carry on the Cold War and continue their propaganda war - creating tension and misinformation.

Don’t underestimate hardcore leftwing activism. They openly support war against the US and Israel. Thankfully they are small in number, but they exert a large influence over the Center-Left. If you go to a protest it’s hard to tell the two apart.

nanc said...

you kin to king david, greg? :]

i thought you were hilarious! stop trying so hard. and i'm actually a wery serious person, right fern? fern?

The Merry Widow said...

Fern- Serving homemade Taco Soup at my site!

tmw

Anonymous said...

Greg

You need to buy a clue. As far as McCarty goes you should try reading the Venona Project. Communist subversion and domination of the Peacemovement is quite real.

Your views on anything are quite humorous. Lets see the entire world saw a naked exhibition of raw anti-semitism. Don't believe your eyes, he is just holding a copy of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

All of us know a charlatan when we see one.

Anonymous said...

Moreover would you care to repeat your ignorant words about Jews in the USA. The fact that you live in Israel does not make your views on who is an anti semite more prominent than anyone else. Moreover, your continued denials of reality relfect poorly on your judgement.

Gert's statements speak louder than your empty words.

However, you still miss the point of this excersize. Who are you or Gert to determine whom Freedomnow or anyone else should associate with. Plenty of people object to Gert's high maitenance, anti-semitic act.

Moreover, a look at your own blog will clearly indicate who started flinging labels at whom. You were not aware that he has been spaming my site as Beakerpoop. He has also started with Mr Beamish, Jeff Bargholtz and the Editrix who have never heard of him.

Gert can dish it out but doesn't take it well.

Move on Greg life is too short.

nanc said...

you're getting a ritter bit of mireage out of this post, eh, fern?

Freedomnow said...

Why you always bust my bawls? I toll you aweady dat I dont have any weapuns o' mass deswuction.

nanc said...

just bringin' ur barrs back!