oh, ohkay. is it the blue? the waves? the map on his jacket? your artistic qualities? OMG, beamish has taken you overrrrrrrr - dear G-d bring him backkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this little boy asked his grandmother how old she was, to which she replied, "49 and holding." the little guy thought about it for awhile and responded, "grandma, how old would you be if you let go?"
p.s. sorry about the delay, but some idiot cut a very large tree down up the driveway and it fell directly across the power and phone lines - our daughter, who btw is a - there is no delicate way to put this - she's a 13 year old smahtass - said, "that jerk needs his chainsaw taken away from him!"
we were without power for four hours - that's like a lifetime in teen years - as for me, i took a nancnap! yeah, that's what i'm talkin' about...
I am going to have to miss an upcoming antiwar protest because the magnetic fields in my house have been disrupted by the breaking of my lava lamp, bringing severe misalignment to my Feng Shui.
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fern - something missing here?
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oh, ohkay. is it the blue? the waves? the map on his jacket? your artistic qualities? OMG, beamish has taken you overrrrrrrr - dear G-d bring him backkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey don't drag Beamish into this, he is just minding his own business.
your lava lamp broke?
i'm almost positive help is on the way - hang on fern! which reminds me of a joke...
dont leave me hanging
huh?
I was laying out the genocidal history of the Democratic Party over at Beakerkin's.
I have no idea if I can help you right now Nanc, roiled up as I am at over 170 years of an organized effort to discard the US Constitution.
I'm sorry Mr. B, I was so wrapped up with my lava lamp that Nanc slipped that one by me.
you're a 170! no wonder the mask. we just can't leave him hanging like that!
Okay, I'm gonna back away slowly until Nanc explains what's going on. LOL
Nanc, does this mean you arent gonna share your joke? sigh...
oooohhhhh, the joke!
this little boy asked his grandmother how old she was, to which she replied, "49 and holding." the little guy thought about it for awhile and responded, "grandma, how old would you be if you let go?"
i hope that got you over your lava lamp dilemma!
p.s. sorry about the delay, but some idiot cut a very large tree down up the driveway and it fell directly across the power and phone lines - our daughter, who btw is a - there is no delicate way to put this - she's a 13 year old smahtass - said, "that jerk needs his chainsaw taken away from him!"
we were without power for four hours - that's like a lifetime in teen years - as for me, i took a nancnap! yeah, that's what i'm talkin' about...
I am going to have to miss an upcoming antiwar protest because the magnetic fields in my house have been disrupted by the breaking of my lava lamp, bringing severe misalignment to my Feng Shui.
The joke helps my karma, thanks
oh yeah, and then i let go! and my feng shui has not been the same since. good night gracie.
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